I've been making brands look good since '87, when my mum dressed me up as a Weetabix for a fancy dress contest (I won £1). I've been making Creative Directors look good since '03, when my first one took a chance on a crazy kid with small hazelnut eyes and big dreams.
I’ve sold things you put in your fridge, splash on your walls and smear on your bottom. My words have helped stop weeds, germs and aching joints. I can hone my tone for many audiences and I can even make a blog about arthritis sound interesting. I have a dog called Fudge who dances to Def Leppard.